foodchewer:

um excuse me you shouldn’t be paying attention to anyone else

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Me deciding to get back on this app

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pelicancity:

6qubed:

oceankin:

transjemder:

The tone and the absolute Nihilism of this video terrifies me beyond reason

he did that!

concept: the god of nature in your next made-up pantheon, instead of being another green-wearing, fertile, nurturing, maternal figure, is this mad bastard

This is the voice of a man who has seen the face of god, and was disappointed.

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twistedkate:

chapmangamo:

A little update to this since I’ve been told the Romanian version and it is just terrific.

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@warriorsdebt @420theatricalroses

what the fuck but the devil’s dad is god

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hm actually i changed my mind

me: i don’t understand why i have acne

also me: *only drinks coffee and soda* *wears makeup for 24 hours straight* *never exercises* *is super stressed* *washes my face about three times a week* *eats garbage* *touches my face constantly* *is depressed*

me: i just don’t

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beijinhos:

how do yall just… drink soda every day??? how do you do that?? like… that doesnt hurt?

I’m here for a good time, not a long time

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